bite the bullet, suckaz

• Forgot to mention that on our first day in Miami we went to lunch and were sat behind some dudes who looked hardcore Jersey Shore. I actually wondered if they were from the show but then I remembered that I don't watch it. Sorry.

• Also, one day there was a limo parked outside the hotel with a numberplate on the front saying CAREY. How much do I wish it was Mariah? You will never know.

• One thing I have noticed since being here is that something about the language barrier and my inability to respond to what people are saying, somehow encourages people to tell me their life story. Which should be great, except that I can't understand what they're saying. Helloooo easy way into a future career as a therapist. [Sadly as my Spanish has improved I think people here are starting to realise they can no longer get away with this. Maybe I'll go to Japan to make my millions.]

• For anyone who is reading this who will be in London in 2 weeks...

 

Come! It's gonna be amaze, and plus I need as many people as possible to sit in a circle around me poking me with toothpicks so that the jetlag doesn't steal me away. Not because of the 3 hour time difference, but because I arrive the same morning at 7am from the door to door 30 hour journey. Hurraaayyyy........ (please come)

Ok B•A•I! XOX